Sunday, September 21, 2008

Shuxin is a happy girl now !! Haha , random .


Hmm , suppose to be studying now but stop half way and came to blog . Hehs , but i dont know what to sayy . Will be studying studying andd studying the whole day . Boring day ! She will get bored to death :/ Lalalalalalalalalala ....................... What to say ? Eh , i read an email about jokes . Its funny , dont know if you people see or heard before but i shall still write .

A boy went in to a electronics shop .
He ask the salesgirl : " Do you all sell colour tv ? "
Salesgirl replied : " Yes , we do . "
Boy said : " Okay , give me a green one . "

Joke 2 ;

Benny is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes 'Yes' .

Joke 3 ;

Boy talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Boy : '' COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ? ''
Operator: ''JUST A MINUTE... ''
Boy: '' THANK YOU . '' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

Joke 4 ;
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Jack proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Jack brags.
'FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Jack replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS'.

Last joke ;
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'. The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR?' Ah Beng replies: 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED ar'

Thats all i can remember . Going back to study my Dnt , bye :D



Updates

Shuxin is bored now . Super bored . Uh , dont know what i can do other then watch tv . She did her revision for whole day and its bored . Bored bored bored :/ Should i take BM ? Feel like and dont feel like . Ahh , confuse !



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